Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request
From: bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: VP Dan Quayle
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Message-ID: <3029@looking.UUCP>
Date: 31 Mar 89 08:20:04 GMT
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Quote from a recent appearance by the VP:

"And the President put his hand on my shoulder and said:

'Dan, I _knew_ Spiro Agnew.  He was a friend of mine.  And Dan...
 You're no Spiro Agnew!'
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