Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!munnari!murtoa.cs.mu.oz.au!ditmela!yarra!melba!gnb From: gnb@melba.bby.oz (Gregory N. Bond) Newsgroups: aus.jokes,comp.arch Subject: Journos... Message-ID: <124@melba.oz> Date: 11 Apr 89 05:31:02 GMT Reply-To: gnb@melba.bby.oz (Gregory N. Bond) Organization: Burdett, Buckeridge & Young Ltd, Melbourne Lines: 22 In todays "Australian" computer section, the banner article on the Intel 486 (without permission): ... The i486's performance is measured at 37, 000 dhrystones (an objective measure of speed and performance) and executes 6.1 double-precision whetstones a second. It is this which gives Intel its excuse for making the mainframe comparison because the i486 can now integrate all of the performance-critical components of mainframe computers on a single piece of silicon ... Wowzers! Mash is wrong! Dhrystones are objective! (Pretty slow FP on that thing too!) Greg. -- Gregory Bond, Burdett Buckeridge & Young Ltd, Melbourne, Australia Internet: gnb@melba.bby.oz.au non-MX: gnb%melba.bby.oz@uunet.uu.net Uucp: {uunet,mnetor,pyramid,ubc-vision,ukc,mcvax,...}!munnari!melba.bby.oz!gnb