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From: reddy@uts.amdahl.com (T.S. Reddy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Dan Quayle (YA)
Keywords: topical, smirk
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Date: 16 Apr 89 07:20:05 GMT
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(From the San Jose Mercury News (3/31) (quoted from memory):)

Press: Mr. Vice President, if you were to suddenly become President, do you
think you would be up to the job?

Dan Quayle: If such an unfortunate thing were to happen, yes, I believe I 
would be.
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T.S.Reddy

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