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From: gnb@bby.oz.au (Gregory N. Bond)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Alas Alaska
Keywords: topical, chuckle
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Date: 17 Apr 89 07:20:04 GMT
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>From "The Big Gig", Tuesday night, Channel 2:

Jean Kitsen (sp?), as an ABC newsreader:

"Exxon today announced that, following the Alaskan oil tanker
disaster, they now have several hundred tonnes of dead seafood covered
in oily grit.  This is about 20 years supply for Mc Donald's
Fillet-O-Fish."
--
Gregory Bond 

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