Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!funny-request From: woof@hpfcsdw.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Winning numbers Keywords: true, funny Message-ID: <3119@looking.UUCP> Date: 19 Apr 89 23:30:03 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Organization: Fort Collins Systems Division, Hewlett-Packard Co. Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: rutgers!hplabs.hp.com!hpfcla!hpfcsdw!woof On a recent vacation, I came upon the following news item in the March 15 Blue Springs, Missouri, Examiner: PICK 3 ST. LOUIS -- The winning numbers drawn Tuesday night in the daily Missouri Lottery Pick 3 game were 9-9-9. A winning $1 ticket with the numbers in the correct order paid $500; a winning $1 ticket with the numbers in any order paid $160. -- Steve Wolf -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to all submissions, but about 30% of the replies bounce.