Path: utzoo!attcan!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request
From: giguere@aries5.uwaterloo.ca (Eric Giguere)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Resumes
Keywords: topical, smirk
Message-ID: <3121@looking.UUCP>
Date: 20 Apr 89 07:20:05 GMT
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If you think the captain has it bad, consider the following resume:

     Prior Job Experience
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        March 1989  3rd Mate, Exxon Valdez


No worries about overqualification!
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