Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request
From: berman-andrew@yale.UUCP (Andrew P. Berman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Philipines
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, chuckle
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Date: 25 Apr 89 10:30:04 GMT
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Q:  What was Corazon Aquino's happiest hour?

A:  When she found out she had Imelda Marcos' shoe size.

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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.