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From: ark@research.UUCP
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: sign on a hospital bulletin board
Keywords: true, smirk
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Date: 30 Apr 89 23:30:04 GMT
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Colloquium announcement:

	Research shows the first five minutes of life
	can be the most risky.

Hand-written note underneath:

	The last five minutes aren't so hot either.
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