Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!ukma!rutgers!att!homxb!fiesta From: fiesta@homxb.ATT.COM (E.BECK) Newsgroups: sci.electronics Subject: Ringing currents, barking dogs Message-ID: <3427@homxb.ATT.COM> Date: 8 May 89 23:06:12 GMT Organization: AT&T BL Holmdel NJ USA Lines: 21 All this talk about ringing voltages has brought to mind a yarn that one the "old timers" here used to spin .... Many years ago in a rural part of the country there was a woman who just received her first telephone. Now bear in mind that this occured during the days when personalized service meant the lineman would stop by a month or so after installation to check if everything was working. When asked how the telephone worked she replied "I hear everyone fine, but it never rings". The puzzled lineman just had to inquire on how she knew when to answer the phone. "Oh" she replied, "the dog always barks and jumps in the air until I answer the thing". Apparently the lineman had improperly grounded the phone - but did wire the dog - via the outdoor faucet and chain that was used to keep fido in place. Eric Beck AT&T Bell Labs fiesta@homxb!att