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From: howeird@hpwrce.HP.COM (Howard Stateman)
Newsgroups: comp.lang.postscript
Subject: Re: Re: Laser Printable Checks?
Message-ID: <980006@hpwrce.HP.COM>
Date: 15 May 89 15:27:06 GMT
References: <555@lzaz.ATT.COM>
Organization: Ye Olde Salt Mines
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>Now to get back to this newsgroup:
    >Does anybody know of any PostScript laser printer that has a manual
    >cow feed option?
>JANET       : alfie@uk.ac.warwick.cs               |  `O O'  | Nick Holloway

That's VERY funny! 

But seriously, don't all you wondeful people ever see these PR photos in
the papers of some charity being presented with a poster-sized check?

There's also a check-printing company somewhere in California which makes
mock-ups of something that looks vaguely like a $1 bill, but they put your
picture in the center, and overprint a check form (complete with your name
and address in the upper left).

The problem with making a cow-check is that you lose the use of all that
manure while the bank is processing it, and they may charge you for feed...

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