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From: griffith%con.Berkeley.EDU@berkeley.edu (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Moms...
Keywords: true, chuckle
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Date: 29 May 89 23:30:04 GMT
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Yes, I finally got confirmation of my dismal academic status.

I called my mother, and I was telling her about how my classes were going
and what I needed to do to avoid being kicked out of school.  After I was
done, there was silence for a minute, and she said in all seriousness,
"you know, you would probably do well in the Armed Forces."  Sigh.

This is true.

				Jim

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