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From: sandell@tcgould.TN.CORNELL.EDU (Gregory Sandell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: My kid sister could paint like that....
Keywords: true, chuckle
Message-ID: <3479@looking.on.ca>
Date: 6 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT
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This is a true story:  I saw this happen in the student union at my 
University.

	Mother and 3-year old daughter heading toward the exit of
	the student union.

	Mom:  Okay, time to go.

	Child:  No!

	Mom:  We have to go now, honey.

	Child:  No!  I wanted to go to the...

	Mom:  We did go, honey, and now we're going home.

	Child:  No!  No!  [ Tears starting to fall... ]

	Mom:  We *did* go to the art show, honey...

	Child:  No!  No!  I wanted to go... [ full-fledged tamtrum
		under way now... ]

	Mom:  We *did* go to the art show sweetheart, it was just a
		different kind of art than what you were expecting...

	Child:  No!!!  I wanted to see the art show... [ screaming, 
		wailing, crying.... ]

	Mom:  We did see it honey, it's just not the kind of art you
		are used to...

	Child:  NOOOO!!!!!!!
--
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Greg Sandell
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