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From: blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (Emmett Black)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Christmas Song
Keywords: funny, topical
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Date: 15 Dec 89 08:20:05 GMT
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Heard recently on National Public Radio; and rendered
here as semi-quote (common punctuation mark in Washington DC)
from memory, as best I can recall:


	Here come Democrats,
	Here come Democrats,
	Throwing money a-way!
	Lots of entitlements,
	Lots of bureaucrats,
	Eating money like hay!

	Republicans act just like Scrooge,
	They're counting nickels and dimes.
	And so between them both you see,
	It's Christ-mas All The Time!
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