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From: mark@mips.com (Mark G. Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Loma Prieta event
Keywords: topical, smirk, sexual
Message-ID: <62442@looking.on.ca>
Date: 16 Dec 89 08:20:05 GMT
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     Where's a good place to have safe sex in Santa Cruz?

     In a doorway.

Subject: Yet another quake joke
From: mark@motown.altair.fr (Mark James)


New sign on the rebuilt I-880:

"Shake Well Before Using"
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