Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!looking!funny-request
From: jimmy@relay.eu.net (Jimmy Aitken)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Christmas present posiibilities
Keywords: topical, smirk
Message-ID: <63706@looking.on.ca>
Date: 19 Dec 89 08:20:10 GMT
Sender: funny@looking.on.ca
Organization: Pyramid Technology Ltd, Farnborough, ENGLAND
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca
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A sign in a Manchester shop above a display for burglar alarms:

"For the man who has everything"
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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.