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Hi folks,

	I came across with the following today and liked it a lot. I have
deleted all the stuff(without the kind permission of the original poster)
but the one having something to do with China.
Hope you like it too.

        Here it goes,

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>From: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer)
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Subject: 12/11 - 12/15 Top Ten Lists from Late Night With Letterman
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Tuesday:


TOP TEN SIGNS BUSH IS STILL TOUGH ON THE CHINESE:

10. Refers to the Great Wall as "The Okay Wall"
9.  No NBA expansion team in China for three years
8.  Blocked their satellite feed of Leonard/Duran fight
7.  Has called for "No MSG" amendment to the Constitution
6.  Had all Bruce Lee posters removed from Oval Office
5.  Has threatened to open branches of American Savings & Loans in China
4.  No White House puppies for Deng Xiaoping
3.  May name Quayle ambassador
2.  No Bat-Signal for Beijing Police Commisioner
1.  Has warned "I can send back Dan Rather"