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Subject: deathbed conversion
Keywords: religious sterotypes, smirk
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Date: 26 Dec 89 00:30:10 GMT
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An old Jewish man asked on his deathbed to convert to Christianity.
His family was shocked.  ``Why would you do such a thing?'' they
asked.

``I know I'm about to die,'' he replied, ``and I figure, `better
one of them than one of us!' ''
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