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From: asa@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Viswamitra T)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: A matter of perspective
Keywords: sexual, smirk
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Date: 27 Dec 89 11:30:06 GMT
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	A Geneticist after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal
	accomplishment one day and goes to Bar to commemorate it that
	night.  He finds himself a quiet corner and orders for a Triple
	Martini.  Meanwhile a gorgeous woman aged about 30 enters the Bar
	and not finding a table for herself requests the Scientist if she
	could share the quiet table.  

	The two begin to converse after mutual introductions.

Jones:	"Mr. Smith, what brought you to this place tonight?"

Smith:	 "Well!  After researching for nearly ten years I have accomplished
	  something personal and I am here tonight to enjoy it. 
	  And why are YOU here Ms. Jones?"

Jones:	 "I too have a personal accomplishment and I am here to enjoy it too."

Smith:	 "What a Coincidence!!!"
	 "Ms. Jones! May I know what your accomplishment is?"

Jones;	 "Sure.  I have been married for about ten years now and I could not
	  have children.  But today my doctor told me that I am pregnant."
	 "And what distinguishes your work from others Mr. Smith?"

Smith;	 "I had this rare species of female bird with me and its male
	  counterpart is found no where.  In my attempt to save the species
	  after trying to CROSS it with different species of male birds for 
	  TEN YEARS, today I was successful in doing it."

Jones:	 "WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!"
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