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From: beshers@division.cs.columbia.edu (Clifford Beshers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: If I ran the circus.
Keywords: topical, chuckle
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Date: 1 Jan 90 08:20:03 GMT
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If the CIA were really on its toes, they would have assassinated
Bush (and Quayle), collected the $30 million and offered it back
as bounty for a hit on Noriega.  We would solve both our own
domestic problems and Panama's without spending money and
important lives.

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