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From: goni@mitzi.miami.edu (Gustavo Jorge Goni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Modern Justice
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Date: 4 Jan 90 00:30:22 GMT
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A judge to an ousted member of the military junta in Argentina:

- You are being judge for the murder of 30 people, deprivation of liberty,
  kidnapping and two parking tickets.  What do you have to say about this?

- It must be an error.  I do not own a car.

- Oh!  I am sorry.  Case dismissed.
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