Xref: utzoo news.groups:16229 alt.config:1391 Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!clyde.concordia.ca!uunet!snorkelwacker!apple!mips!excelan!crdgw1!sixhub!davidsen From: davidsen@sixhub.UUCP (Wm E. Davidsen Jr) Newsgroups: news.groups,alt.config Subject: Re: Comp.lang.cobol failed Message-ID: <390@sixhub.UUCP> Date: 9 Jan 90 01:02:44 GMT References: <604@enea.se> <9L=:6A+@splut.conmicro.com> Reply-To: davidsen@sixhub.UUCP (bill davidsen) Followup-To: news.groups Organization: *IX Public Access UNIX, Schenectady NY Lines: 20 In article <9L=:6A+@splut.conmicro.com> jay@splut.conmicro.com (Jay "you ignorant splut!" Maynard) writes: | Unless I get overwhelming objections, I will create the group next | Wednesday, 10 January 1990. COBOL is the revenge of some witch burned in Salem, or a communist plot, the work of the devil, or a secret plan by space creatures. COCOL is a loathsome reciprocal of APL, the verbosity of one heading for zero as the other passes infinity. It's the only language in which "hello world" is longer in source than in executable, even after loading 47 libraries and runtime features. The above is not an objection, just an opinion. Create it. See if I care. I'll even carry it here and force people to read it before they can subscribe to alt.sex. -- bill davidsen - sysop *IX BBS and Public Access UNIX davidsen@sixhub.uucp ...!uunet!crdgw1!sixhub!davidsen "Getting old is bad, but it beats the hell out of the alternative" -anon