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From: danr@crash.cts.com (Dan Rubesh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Warning sign
Keywords: smirk
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Date: 5 Jan 90 11:30:06 GMT
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To Whom It May Concern.

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that
the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time - unless I
install handrails or safety straps..

As you have arrived 6th in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and
wait your turn.

					Thank You. 
--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.