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From: GEO.DOSCH@genie.com
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Subject: Genealogy
Keywords: chuckle
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Date: 9 Jan 90 00:30:23 GMT
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   From "Dear Abby" newspaper column-

  Dear Abby:  I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I
can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it.  Any suggestions?
  -Sam in Califoria

  Dear Sam:  Yes. Run for public office.

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