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From: libes@cme.nist.gov (Don Libes)
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Subject: The yeast of our problems
Keywords: chuckle
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Date: 5 Feb 90 11:30:07 GMT
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I found the following professionally printed handbill posted on a door
in the Georgetown physiology department.




Did you know?

		      EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD
			      IS BAKED,
			    APPROXIMATELY
			150,000,000 YEASTS ARE
				KILLED.
____________________________________________________________________________
		 Come to the award-winning 1987 film,
		  "The Very Small and Quiet Screams"
	-- a cinematic electromicrograph of yeasts being baked.

"A must for those who care about yeast, and especially for those who don't."
____________________________________________________________________________

		+------------------------------------+
		| Evening showing in Johnson & Wales |
		|    Pirsig Auditorium: 7PM, 4/19    |
		+------------------------------------+
============================================================================
			     SPONSORED BY
		Brown Anaerobe Rights Coalition (BARC)
	       Student Bakers for Social Responsibility
	      Coalition for the ELevation of Life (CELL)
		   Campus Crusade for Fetal Matters
============================================================================
   Defend all life: 'from greatest to least, from human to yeast!"



	    This poster printed on 100% yeast-free paper.

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