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From: rtravsky@uwyo.bitnet (Richard W Travsky)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: How Bout Them Broncos?
Keywords: topical, funny
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Date: 6 Feb 90 08:20:05 GMT
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These have been making the rounds here at work following the (not so)
Super Bowl:

        Why does John Elway have to eat his Wheaties out of a plate?
        Because he chokes at a bowl.

        We should have sent Elway to invade Panama;  if anyone could have
        overthrown Noriega,  it's Elway.

        The real score of the game was not 55-10,  but 55-31.  The Broncos
        hung around after the game and managed to put a few more points on
        the board.  (this was rumored to have been told on Letterman...)
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