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From: wayne@csri.toronto.edu (Wayne Hayes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Real Reason Nobody Ever Sees Santa
Keywords: chuckle
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Date: 7 Feb 90 00:30:27 GMT
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Seen on a local advertisement for a Christmas party awhile ago:

Scene:
   A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room.
A rather largish man in a big red suit with white fur and red and white
toque hunches over the fireplace, filling stockings with gifts, sees the
boy over his shoulder.  His eyebrows are raised, matter-of-factly.

Caption:
	"I'm sorry you've seen me, Billy.  Now I'll have to kill you."

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