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From: schaker@scubed.scubed.com (Stefan Chakerian)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: two to one
Keywords: science, chuckle
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Date: 8 Feb 90 00:30:18 GMT
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(heard this from my roommate--hope he didn't get it from rhf!)

A mathematician is showing a new proof he came up with to a
large group of peers.  After he's gone through most of it,
one of the mathematicians says "Wait!  That's not true.  I have
a counter-example!" 

He replies, "That's okay.  I have two proofs."
--
Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  I will reply, mailers willing.

I reply to all submissions, but about 20% of the replies bounce.