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From: scott%kong@gatech.edu (Scott Coulter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: fast-food in USSR
Keywords: topical, smirk
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Date: 8 Feb 90 08:20:06 GMT
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From Jay Leno's monologue (2/7/90):
  Speaking of the new McDonald's in Moscow, Leno says:

	Actually the first fast-food franchise in the Soviet Union was
	supposed to be Taco Bell, but it was called off the Soviet
	officials heard the Taco Bell slogan:

		"RUN FOR THE BORDER!"


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