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From: 4223_5114@uwovax.uwo.ca
Newsgroups: ont.singles
Subject: BIMS, TROLLIPS, BABES : Women of Our Time
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Date: 27 Feb 90 03:52:04 GMT
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From: "B.C. MCLEAN" <4223_5114@uwovax.uwo.ca>
To: jhmathon@watyew.waterloo.edu
Date: Mon, 26 Feb 90 22:47:16 est
Subject: Re: finding girls/boys, women/men, whatever..
Message-id: <0636072436@uwovax.uwo.ca>
Cc: @uwovax.uwo.ca

> This article is very good!  I would like some feedback also on my beliefs on
> types of girls.  I recently had a conversation with a man, who beleived 
> that there were only three types of women: ugly, pretty and nice, and 
> boy-toys.  He believed that the ideal female mate is the pretty and nice, 
> whereas the uglies are rejected and the boy-toys are there only for the fun.

Well I must agree with the spirit of the classifications, if not the exact
terminology.  I prefer : BIMS, TROLLIPS, and BABES.

1) BIMS (Short for Bimbo).  Bims are very stupid, and usually can be coerced
into just about anything (sexual or otherwise).  These chicks are just plain
simple, and blatently shallow.  Perhaps the personification of "Barbie" will
suffice.  And don't be lulled into the easy assumption that Bims are
"good-looking", because plenty of Bims are real ugly.

2) TROLLIPS (aka Sluts, Harlots).  These chicks aren't stupid, but they can be. 
Where you can coerce a bim into sex, a TROLLIP will usually take the
initiative.  This may seem appealing to some, but when this chick has been with
five or six of your friends, it's time to hit the road.

3) BABES (aka the Real Thing) Babes are the cream of the crop.  Babes are
usually HOT (not solely in the physical sense either, I can think of lots of
babes that are really quite ugly, but this in no way detracts from their
attractiveness).  Babes are cool in the sense that they are real people,
ordinary perhaps, but unique in their own way.  

It's hard to just label a chick when you first meet her, but after you
know her a while, It is pretty easy to classify the chick.