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From: howeird@hpwrce.hp.com (Howard Stateman)
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Subject: Yet more lawyer jokes
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Date: 23 Feb 90 11:30:08 GMT
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These Lawyer jokes are from the Nolo Press's newspaper. 

What do lawyers use for birth control?

	Their personalities.

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Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
	
	The cats keep covering them up with sand.

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Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. 

"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.
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