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From: jonathan@uunet.uu.net (Jonathan Dwyer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: British Television
Keywords: sexual, smirk
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Date: 28 Feb 90 00:30:20 GMT
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Recently an episode of the LWT series 'BREAD' contained the
following exchange (reproduced without permission):

Man #1: Well I didn't want Julie to get pregnant and Julie didn't
        want to get pregnant!

Man #2: I suppose if you don't want to get wet, you don't go in
        the water...

Man #1: But what if you only want to paddle?

Man #2: Then you wear your wellies.

(NB. Wellington Boots are knee-length rubber boots, if cross-culturality
 is a problem.)

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