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From: agw@hudson.cs.columbia.edu (Art Werschulz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Junk bonds
Keywords: topical, smirk, pun
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Date: 28 Feb 90 08:20:09 GMT
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[Heard from a friend ...]

I understand that Merril-Lynch is going to buy out Drexel-Burnham.
They're going to call the new outfit Lynch and Burnham.
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